I stumbled across this game today and it blew my mind.
Move over Dongchimee. [EDIT: or maybe not...]
Assume the role of your average ddongchimming Korean hero— hands permanently clasped in the (not dissimilar) prayer and/or dung-chipping stance— whose goal is to ddongchim a disembodied, starry-thong-wearing flushed pink buttocks into oblivion. Naturally you have to dodge the perfectly formed dung piles that fall down towards you (complete with buh-je-jic sound effects).
This little South Park expat and ddongchim warrior will periodically fall from the top of the screen to "level-up" your ddongchimming finger shot from yellow to blue to red.
If you hold down your mouse, your ddongchim will power up in high octane anime fashion and your character will launch up the screen to deliver a true between-the-cheeks ddongchim to your adversary.
Be careful because each dung hit to the face will stun your character temporarily and if your energy bar disappears...
...BUT! If you managed to dodge the dumps and ddongchim your score bar to the max then...
And in your victory screen it is revealed your opponent was none other than some poor mohawked slob who you ddongchimmed till he wept.
Feels good to win, right?